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At Adflasher you can view advertisements and get paid - actually at an unbelievable rate of $15 a hour! A friend I know and trust recommended it to me. I figured I would give it a try, since the only real "risk" is the initial $15. Before I explain how it works, I'd like to say that I have been paid by Adflasher already. As soon as my funds became available, I requested it deposited to my Paypal. It was very fast, deposited within a couple minutes. Here are the steps to take to try it out for yourself. 1. Sign-up for Adflasher here. 2. Login and Read the FAQ. (Good first step for any program you join.) 3. You have $0.75 in free ad views. So open the ad viewer and use that to get a feel for how it works. Once you use that, you will receive $1.50 to your account - exactly double! So, as you can see, you basically double your money for viewing ads. 4. Purchase a $15 ad pack. This will be the only time you will actually have to purchase an ad pack if you follow the steps below. This is 100 views and will take approximately 1-2 hours to view, depending on the server, and your internet connection. You can even click them at your own pace if you want or while you are doing other things online. When you are finished, you will have $30 in your account - a $15 profit. 5. Simply wait for the pending funds to be moved to your available balance. This usually takes a few hours - up to a day. Once it does, you can use the funds to purchase another ad pack (recommended) or just transfer the money to your own online payment processor account. 6. If you use part of your balance to regularly purchase new ad packs, you will not have to spend another cent here. Everything you make will be profit! At just TWO ad packs a day you will make $30 daily. That's $210 a week, and about $840 monthly! If you have a lot of time on your hands, you might even accomplish more! 7. Refer your friends, and you will receive 10% of their spending, which means a lot of residual cash - since people here have to purchase to earn. NOTE: Adflasher has been receiving huge amounts of sign-ups lately, making the servers run slow and time-out at times. Presently, they are upgrading the servers, so please be patient. Try it out here for free: Adflasher
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Dear Garge Letter A young Newfoundland girl, on a year training course in South Africa, recently received a "Dear Garge" letter from her boyfriend back home in St. John's. It read as follows: Dear Mary,
I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.
Love, Garge
Upset, Mary asked her colleagues for any snapshots they could spare of their boyfriends, brothers, ex-boyfriends, uncles, cousins, etc. In addition to the picture of John, Mary included all the other pictures she had collected from her buddies. There were 57 photos in that envelope...along with this note:
Dear Garge,
I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who you are. Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.
Take Care, Mary
Insanely Tall Giraffe Spotted!
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NEWFIE MOOSE LICENCE APPLICATION FER NEXT YEAR AREA 36 Dept. of Toorism & Culchur Wildlife Part, 'Ealt Science Place Sin Jon's, The Rock WHO'S YOU? ________________________________________ WHERE YA LIVES: _____________________________________ IS YA A: B'Y______ GIRL ______ BOTH ______ UDDER ______ IF UDDER, WHAT KIND IS YA? __________________________ WHERE'D YA MUDDER 'AVE YA AT? ______________________ WHEN WAS DIS? _____________________________________ 1. If ya lives out dis way, is ya on: Pokey ___ Welfare ___ Project ___Too lazy to get off yer arse___ 2. Do ya drink? ___ 3. Ow' much? Lots___By de gallons ___Beef buckets full___Till ya passes out___ 4. What kind do ya drink? 'Ome brew ___De bought stuff___Anyting ya gets ya hands on___ 5. Does ya stagger much? If ya do, when do ya? Marnin ___ Evenin ___ Ya can't walk straight atal ___ 6. Is ya a alkie? Yup ___ Nope ___ It's 'ard da say ___ 7. Does ya go to AA? Yup ___ Nope ___ What de'ell is AA? ___ 8. Does ya smoke de wacky backy? ____ If not, how come?________ 9. Is poachin' a sin? ______ Fer 'oo? ________________ 10. Does yer know what sex is? If ya does, when does ya git any? All de time___Whenever ya kin git it___Not dat often b'y___ 11. 'Ow much money does ya 'ave? I's rotten in da stuff___A bit___Haven got a cent___None of yer bloody business ___ 12. Does ya tink dat dis ting is too 'ard ta fill out? Yup ___ Nope ___Ya got someone else da fill it out fer ya___ ANSWER DEM QUESTIONS UNNERNEAT TRU OR NOT 1. When dey runs, Bull Mooses got tree legs. Tru ___ Not ___ 2. Out dis way, nobody shoots mooses when deys not spose ta. Tru ___ Not ___ 3. Jawbones offa mooses is senta where dem people is starvin. Tru ___ Not ___ 4. AIDS is one a dem 'Care Packs'. Tru ___ Not ___ 5. Ye can shoot anyting longs ya got any kinda licence atall. Tru ___ Not ___ SEN DIS TA WHERE IT SAY TA ON TOP AN' MAKE SURE YA DOS BEFORE CHRISTMAS DA NEXT YEAR. YA DON'T AVE TA SEN YER MONEY NOW, WAIT TILL YA GITS YER LICENCE.
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